Personal finance
that finally reads the room
instead of clapping at it.
ROA$TED is an AI-powered budgeting app that tells you the truth about your money. No soft encouragement. No guilt trips. No “you got this!” at 2 a.m. Just clear, data-backed nudges that actually change how you spend.
- Auto bank sync
- AI coach with teeth
- No ads. No data sales.
We don’t do confetti for skipping a latte.
We don’t award trophies for not buying lunch.
We tell you what your numbers say —
and what they meant by it.
One card.
Every shape your money takes.
Numbers here don’t lecture — they draw. Watch the same card reshape itself for whatever your money just did.
The coach who
doesn’t flinch.
Once a week, ROA$TED reads your money like a friend who happens to read your bank statements. Calmly. Clinically. Out loud.
Things ROA$TED will never say to you.
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01
“Great job not spending money today!”
— You exist. We don’t need to clap.
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02
“You’re killing it on your savings goal!”
— It’s a transfer. We watched you do it.
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03
“Treat yourself — you deserve it.”
— That’s the marketing budget talking.
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04
“Round up your purchases to save the change.”
— We respect your rounding errors. They’re yours.
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05
“Let us connect you with a financial advisor.”
— You came here to read your numbers, not be funneled.
Yelling at us
is also welcome.
Press, partnerships, accusations, ideas, dad jokes — they all land here.
- Email hello@roasted.money
- Press press@roasted.money